Why do we need Surveys, Survey This !! Baltimore

Every time I turn around somebody is surveying Baltimore. A couple of months ago they come out with a survey that said Baltimore has the most ugliest people in the country. Now the next survey says we are in the top five for the worst traffic in the country. And they say Baltimore is third for the worst attitudes in the country.  Who is these people the are surveying where do they come from. I say if Baltimore is so bad why is it so many out of state vehicle driving in Baltimore. Maybe if we didn't sit in traffic so long Baltimorians would not be so uptight. They love our attitude, thats why so many people come here. We have a beautiful city'so survey this!!!